(1)

"I hate this car!"
"Hey, no need to get personal. It´s just too hot again. No big deal. Now come here and help pushing."
"Uh-uh."
"What d´you mean uh-uh?!"
"I mean uh-uh. I´m not touching this ... You know, when you can´t drive it anymore, it isn´t even a real car! Then it´s JUST ugly!"
"Will you cut out this crap and help me, please, before the crowd behind us starts throwing things?!"
"Nope. Your tomato. You push."
"C´mon, Hutch-"
"`Sides, I think it´s only faking. Lazy piece of-"
"Don´t say it! And come back here! Hutch!"
*door bangs shut*
"Hutch!"
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(2)

"I´m so glad we took your car, Hutch."
"Oh shut up."
"No really. What with this heat ... People would skin us alive if we broke down with the Torino again in the middle of the stree-"
"Will you shut up?! And don´t touch the window!"
"Why, will it cumble beneath my fingers?"
"No, but you might accidentally open it, and I don´t want the crowd rushing inside!"
"They´re really mad, huh?"
"Oh really?! How d´you figure that?! Just because they´re throwing stones at the us?!"
"Don´t snap at me, Blintz! It´s YOUR car!"
"I wonder what´s taking the breakdown service so long."
"Maybe they´re afraid. - You know, maybe if you went out and explained, they´d help."
*glance*
"Or at least they would work out their anger just on you."
"Love you too, buddy."
--- ("Zebra 3, Zebra 3, come in please.")
"Zebra 3.- What d you want?!"
"Hey, c´mon, give me that. It´s not her fault you´re driving garbage on wheels. - What is it, sweetheart?"
--- ("Hi Starsky.")
"Hi."
"Oh my ... Will you just ask her what-"
--- ("We have a probable violent crowd on Hyde Street. A bypasser called in to report a planned assault on a brownish-green LT-")
*lol*
"That´s US, station!"
--- ("Oh ... Guess you´re responding then." *giggle*)
"Yes, we ARE! - Starsk, will you stop laughing?! We´re in danger!"
"Headline news, Blintz. We´re sitting in your car!"
"So what´re we gonna do?"
"Don´t know `bout you, but I´m getting out. Maybe they need some help there with the... assault."
"Wha... Hey, wait! Starsk! Starsky!!!"

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